Rangers on the Late Show with David Letterman
by Gary Spagnoli on Our New York Rangers got to do some promotion last night on Letterman. Pretty standard top 10 skit if you ask me. I think Dubinsky was given the best line. Hockey starts tonight folks, so get pumped.
(Also, of note – It’s interesting not to see any A’s on the players here. I’m still banking on Callahan and Gaborik.)
No. 10 — spoken by Brashear:
“Instead of fighting, why don’t we work things out over brunch.”No. 9 — spoken by Girardi:
“Between you and me, I have no idea what the hell icing is.”
No. 8 — spoken by Gaborik:
“What this team needs is a skating kitty.”
No. 7 — spoken by Dubinsky:
“I really wish these fans would watch their language.”No. 6 — spoken by Drury:
“High scorer gets to pick which Barbra Streisand CD we listen to on the bus.”No. 5 — spoken by Staal:
“Forget all the goals and the awards, Gordie Howe has one nice looking butt.”No. 4 — spoken by Higgins:
“For good luck, I lick the puck.”No. 3 — spoken by Callahan:
“My real dream is to work at an insurance company.”No. 2 — spoken by Lundqvist:
“Who can concentrate on hockey when Jennifer Aniston still hasn’t found love.”No. 1 — spoken by Avery:
“I wish Letterman was on at 10.”
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I really don’t think that David Letterman, or any of his skits, are funny. It was cool to see some hockey players getting publicity though.
by Danny Migliorisi on Thu 1, 2009 2:25 PM EDT